To the Inventor of Jeggings,
Although this Thank You may seem trivial, Jeggings make me happy. Thank you for taking the leggings and skinny jeans and making them into a work of art. Thank you for designing something that makes my butt look so good. Thank you for an affordable way to look sexy (according to my wonderful husband) and feel so good! I love that I can look dressed up in "jeans" and also be so comfortable. Thank you for your brilliant contribution to society. I love Jeggings!
To Dr. Pepper,
Do you really contain 23 flavors? You taste so yummy! Thank you being there for me when I need a cold one. I can't believe how many versions there are of you! Of course there is the original Dr. Pepper, then Diet DP, Caffeine Free DP, Diet Caffeine Free DP, DP Cherry, Cherry Vanilla DP (also comes in diet). Thank you for being the world's favorite soft drink. I can't believe that you first were introduced to the public in 1885!!! Too bad you didn't become famous until 1904 at the St. Louis World Fair. Regardless of where you came from and when, thank you.
No comments:
Post a Comment